Alan Goldsher, author of Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion and other works, is at it again.
My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires
Author: Alan Goldsher
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin/Thomas Dunne Books
Pub Date: August 7, 2012
Format: Trade Paperback and eBook, 304 pages
Genre: Mash Up / Horror
Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she’s also a bloodthirsty vampire.
When Maria is kicked out of the Abbey where she’s been residing for the past thousand or so years, she lands a job caretaking the family von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline… or vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But Hitler’s Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power—supernatural or otherwise —to save her vampire brood.
In the open vein of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, Alan Goldsher's My Favorite Fangs is a hilarious horror novel that will have readers screaming, ”Do Re Mi.” Or just plain screaming.
I'm afraid that I am going to have to read this!